Osmart Sister Leaves Town [:D

Guess what!!! So since life is so unfair to me sometimes. (Not unfair, i just have bad luck, really. Wait...is there a difference between the two? I think so.) ME is not here right now. She won't be here the next few days! She's in Utah! That means free reign for me!!! ( I guess that could make it fair.)

Baharharhar!

But seriously now. Life has taught me one thing, if you can't yo-yo then you're going to be stuck in bad times. Right? Right? Wrong. If you can't yo-yo then play catch. Seriously I'm deep and insightful. Life is like a yo-yo you have you're downs and you have your ups. Well I don't know how to yo-yo! So...play catch with the yo-yo. It works. [:D -- That's my little buddy. He's got a uni brow and sideburns!!

Deep and insightful, I'm deep.and.in.sight.ful.

Sokay, school is a place to learn, even if it is over the summer. Am I right? Well if there is one thing I learned in my 5 SHAITH HOURS!!of schooling today it is this and only thins (as said by Mr. Gourde):

"There are very few things in life you must hate.

The things you must hate are

1.) Bad food

and

2.) Dirty Diapers"

-- Mr. Gourde

Algebra 2

Summer school

2009

We must all give Mr. Gourde a pat on the back, high five, hug, round of applause, or sincere silence the next time these brilliant words of wisdom run through our mind. I'll give you a few moments to do so now.

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Thank you. May this be put on his gravestone when he dies.

Sokay, speaking of Mr. Gourde, raise of hands. Who all has seen the Nutty Professor?

This really is a funny movie, if you haven't seen it..well I will not be giving you any brief summary, other than he's really really fat, and is a Professor in college.

If you haven't seen this movie, the extent of my Mr. Gourde story won't be funny. Or as funny as it could be I guess.

You know how when Eddie Murphy in the movie is writing on the chalk board his stomach is so big it erases what he writes and gets his shirt all dirty and messed up?

Well, Mr. Gourde isn't what I'd like to call skinny. (He's not exactly fat either, so don't think that, sokay? He's just got a gut. A big beer belly type gut.) Onward with the story,

Mr. Gourde is writing notes and nothing is making sense. We realize that the board is magically getting erased! (Do you see where I'm going with this?) Mr. Gourde is talking and singing - he likes to sing - and explaining the notes, when he turns around and there is a big black mark all over his shirt. He looks down and goes, "Wow. I'm surprised I haven't nuked this shirt even worse." Well he didn't say nuked, but the word he used was shaith. Soiled or something or other. Nuked is much more...cooler. Anywhose, all of a sudden Mr. Gourde no longer looked like Mr. Gourde. He became my own personal Nutty Professor...I just can't take his class seriously anymore. He sings Wizard of Oz, talks about food all the time, and became The Nutty Professor. (But he still scares the crap outta me.)

"Hercules, Hercules!!" [:D

Now now, I realize my story telling skills lack something of what other people have, such as ME, but if you just don't give me high standards while I share stories you will never have a let down and I won't have to live up to any expectations. Sokay?

Sokay, I was thinking and. I would have a vote but I'm gonna tell you the answer so there's no point in having a vote. Am I right? Anywhose, the poll question of the day...Do fish have teeth?

Man: By gollie they don't, Jean.
Woman: Oh gosh Bob, course they do
Man: Prove it
Woman: Oh gosh Bob, I don't have to
Man: Cause it ain't true
Woman: Oh gosh Bob, it is too true
Man: I said prove it
Woman: Oh gosh Bob, I don't have to. Youngone already has.

Ah! Did you hear that? Did you? Did you? Huh? Huh? did you? That's right! I have proven fish have teeth. I'm living proof! Wanna know why? That's right!! A shaith fish bit my finger! What a frickin' horrible thing to do. To top it off, ME and our older bro, E-O (not his real name), convinced poor, innocent, cute, lil' me that it had a disease and that I was going to die. And I believed them. I thought I was going to die. The only thing I could think on the way home that day was I wanna Frosty and I'm too young and good-looking to die. Not really. I have no clue what I was thinking, but I know it wasn't happy thoughts. I thought I was going to die!!!

Random Fish Fact: 25% of the fish you eat are raised in a fish farm.

Well this shaith fish that bit me was raised in a "fish farm" called The Fish Hatchery or something or other. It was a honking 1 1/2 to 2 feet long and was eating me! Yes, fish eat people. Why would it eat me. I don't eat fish. "Fish are friends, not food." Not really!! No friend of mine has ever tried to eat me (with the exception of Ninny.)

"I know you see somehow the world will change for me and be so wonderful.

Live life, breathe air, I know somehow we're gonna get there, and feel so wonderful."

Question of the day: Do you like water?

Answer of the day: Yes

Response: Then you like 78% of my body.

Baharharhar.

We Rock. Love Us. [:D