Ode' To Smart

O! World I am here!

I can't seem to stop,

Being filled with happiness and cheer.

O! World don't let me start,

Just let me say now

I'm O-so beautiful and Osmart.

Sorry to end it there....I ran out of ideas. But I'm sure that that one little verse/stanza thing was enough to fulfill your lifes. You can now die happy. Speaking of happy do you wanna know what? Happiness is all relative. I mean, you can be happy with what you got or not. I saw this today, "No one cares if you're miserable, so be happy." 'Aint that the truth.

Happiness can also be missleading. We have a dog, Mia is her name. Cutes little puppy we assume to be about a year old - 9 to 10 months is what we're thinking. So she's a puppy. A German Shepard Mix. Quite adorable. She was cute at first.

She made us so happy for about a week right? Less than a month later....i consider her to be the devil. }:D We leave her for an hour right? Just one hour!! (I think is is funny...my mom's not too happy. And ME was the one who had to clean it since she was the that walked in on the dog making the mess and we were all in a different city. [:D Sucka!) We no longer have living plants in our house!!! ME's fish oscar is missing all his cool little fake plants in his fish bowl even. (She ate the platic grass in his bowl, but not the fish...funny. She also ate the little "No Fishing" sign in his bowl) Mia is hilarious! But she's a monster!!!

This is a little of the damage done. My mom's sad. She has no more living plants. In the picture on the bottom there are sunglasses, a sponge, the only found piece of the "No Fishing" sign, a picture book my mom made full of my brother's missionary pictures, a cup, at the very very top shows part of an onion from my mom's garden. This dog is a destroyer of all things. [:D But I think it is funny.


Sokay, if you have a dog...have you ever had one run out the door so you try chasing them down? Have you ever had one that turns it into a game? Mia seems to like to run around a car. You chase her and chase her around the car and decide to go the other direction so she'll run straight into you. You turn the corner to see her not running, when she see's you she takes off in the opposite direction. You turn around and start running to find she's not on the other side. You walk back to the original side and there she is. Staring triuphantly at you. This is a PUNK dog. and she does this to me all the time. (She and I have a mutual agreement to hate eachother. I don't like her, she don't like me.)


One time me and her were playing around and she kept biting me, being cruel, giving me welts. I lie on the ground ready to be done...SHE GRABBED MY PONYTAIL AND PULLED ME ACROSS THE ROOM!!!!

Cruel cruel dog!! Course I was being brutal to her the entire time also. [:D

Sokay, what is every younger siblings dream or wish? TO BE TALLER THAN THEIR OLDER SIBLING!! ME is super short. Like 5' 5 3/4" right? I just finished 9th grade and I haven't grown an inch, i haven't grown a cm, i haven't grown 1/10 of a mm....I'm stuck at 5 shaith feet and 4 shaith inches!!! Exactly- exactly!!!! what I was this time last year! Is this really one of those worlds that put me on the shorter end of the stick? A world that won't let me measure up to younger sibling code? One that will make someone like me have back/neck problems from having to look up at everyone I talk to? I mean most of my guy friends (I hang out w/mostly guys) are already 5'10" or taller. One is 6"1" and he's 15! They haven't even started really growing yet!! My younger sister is almost as tall as I am...it's unfair. She's only 12 years old. What the shaith is this?!? Unfair. That's what it is. Oh well. I'll get over it.

Don't you hate when you say something and no one takes you seriously? No matter how serious you're being? Good for them!! "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive." For example...Me and I decided we're going to try and diet. We tell our friends that and they literally laugh in our faces. I guess when our motto for the last couple years is I'd rather be fat and happy than skinny and and hungry a word like diet is laughable, but still. We were serious about it...till about two day later. "As of right now you should diet and excercize daily. You'll die anyways, but at least you'll look good doing it."

Question of the day: If you were a pirate what would your catch phrase be?

Answer of the day: What the bloody devil are ye scallywags doin' with me booty?

"The Average woman would rather have beaty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think" -- a true DUMMIE BEAR

We rock. Love us. [:D